TIT-TAYS

Kreepy K has this cool feature on his phone that reads your texts out loud in a robot woman's voice. Here is a list of funny things we texted him just so we could hear her proper english voice say them...

1) suck a dick, bitch
2) you're a stupid faggot
3) testicles
4) pussy wetter than a pool bitch
5) titties
6) big ole tit-tays (I wanted her to say it just like Dave Chappelle)

Also, me, Lane and Jibbers went to the Folsom Wildlife Refuge last week. My new favorite place and it's only 4 bucks (I also donated a few bucks for the new wolf home because I am an adult now)! The wolves were definitely my fave...